[houeto]

Nah, it’s a reminder to duck when someone yells “duck” and not look around and go “Wha?”

Dang, I'm glad I wasn't trying to swallow a swig of beer when I read that!

Thank you for your service Sir.

[TheThirdRuffian]

Yeah, I am proof than no soldier is useless.

I can serve as an example for others!

(I did get a Bronze star, but not for this. For this, I got a purple heart with George’s head up his ass.)