A Polack was out hunting in the woods one day. After walking for a while he came to a big clearing, and saw a beautiful woman sunbathing. He walked over to where she was and asked:
"Are you game?"
Smiling, she responded in her sexiest voice: "Yes I am.
So the Polack shot her.
That reminds me of the joke about an Aggie hitch hiking down the road. A convertible sportscar stops with another Aggie driving picks him up. The hitch hiker asks him where he got the car. He tells him he was hitching just like him and a beautiful woman picked him up, drove them off in the middle of the woods. She got out of the car and stripped all of her clothes off and laid down on the ground. She told him he could have anthing he wants. So he took the car! The hitch hiking Aggie told him “That’s pretty smart! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you anyway!”