You got that right!
I was sitting on the toilet one time looking at a frizzy on a towl that was hanging on the rack across from me. I reached over and lit it. I planned to pinch it out after it burned. WRONG!
That sucker caught fire like it had been dowsed in gasoline. It scared the crap outta.....well, nevermind that part. I got it out before it caught the house on fire. Wasn't a pretty sight though. I don't do that anymore.