Skip to comments.Detroit Cop Beat Goes on as Inspector's Johnson Exposed
Posted on 10/27/2012 10:50:39 AM PDT by cripplecreek
DETROIT (WJBK) - Super cop Don Johnson - caught super-exposed?
Nobody can accuse the Detroit Police department these days of being anything less than transparent. After placing a call to the mayor's office, Inspector Don Johnson, commanding officer of the Homeland Security division, was suspended with pay pending the results of an Internal Affairs investigation. Police sources say Johnson apparently texted a female subordinate a snapshot of his "johnson."
We're also told the female subordinate is married but the photograph was found by her boyfriend, also a cop and also her subordinate.
Trying to get our hands around this one, we reached out to Johnson. He is on a pre-planned vacation, which is a regrettable stroke of coincidence seeing as the World Series is in town this weekend.
(Excerpt) Read more at myfoxdetroit.com ...
“Trying to get our hands around this one, we reached out to Johnson.”
Umm, let’s not.
That’s Charlie LeDuff. The whole story is like that and he does it in a trenchcoat.
Charlie LaDuff must really like his job!!! I’ve seen several clips here @ FreeRepublic and he has plenty of subject material. Talk about job security!!! Go get ‘em Charlie and thanks for posting his bits.
No mistake, LeDuff is a liberal but he at least has the decency to take on the corruption in his hometown. Plus he has an actual sense of humor.
Miami Vice jokes to follow.
Is this badly-phrased, or are we to infer that she has both a husband and a boyfriend?
You and Your Johnson tv commercial.
That was my assessment. I live in the Soviet of Washington, west of Seattle in a small conservative enclave. We have nothing but liberal media members and not a one of them worthy of recognition.
Here’s what’s rocking us, yet not a single “talking head” will call a spade a spade and condemn this wacko.
This woman must be hot stuff!
She has a husband, a boyfriend, and a high-ranking Detroit police officer who is texting her images of his junk.
The old saying: “Wrong no man, write no woman”, needs an update.
I just KNEW somebody would post that link.
LOL! Yeppers. Some one HAD to post it!
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Musician: What’s that?
Willie: [looks up] Well, it looks like a giant—
[cut back to headquarters]
Johnson: Yes, sir!
Colonel: Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this!
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