They can do like they did in 2000—give homeless people free cigarettes in return for voting. They will presumably get an additonal pack of cigarettes each additional time they vote.
You homeless folks can cough to death once you vote..
The Daley machine in Chicago held a Irish Stew Dinner in skid Row in Chicago on election day in the late 50’s..
They were swamped and it appeared to have worked too well.. They ran out of food in mid afternoon, and they had hardly any meat in it when they resupplied in the early evening..
You could see the emotions start to become ominous, as the tempers grew.. When the tables started to get flipped, the big Irish Cops started to beat the bums with billy clubs..
When it was cleared up and hundreds were ushered away in paddy wagons it was already known that they would never do it again.. HA!