A shoutout to ridethemiles:
I grew up on a farm, where I learned that:
horned catttle will gore you,
cattle can trample you.
Tractors can overturn.
Pigs can chase and gore you.
Horses can kick you.
You can fall off of horses (Which I did many times.)
Rattlers can bite you.
Copperheads can bite you.
Water Moccasins can bite you.
Let’s see, oh yeah, chicken and geese can peck you.
Sticking your fingers into moving objects is not a good idea.
Ice on a pond can crack.
etc etc etc
If you want to eliminate danger in your life, go find a safe place and lock yourself up.
Great post. Loved it. To the point.