That reminds me of the old Ozborne Green joke.
Teacher to young black boy:”What’s your name, son?”
Child:”Ozborne Green”
Teacher:”No, I asked you what your name is.”
Child:”Ozborne Green!”
Teacher:”Son, you need to look in the mirror cause youse not born green, youse born black!”
Child: Omelet
Teacher: Omelet?
Child: Omelet that slide.