Team Obama just cancelled the balloons and confetti for their Chicago election eve party. The Band theme is going to be “It’s my party and I’ll cry if I want to”. Mr. Axerod was sighted buying shaving cream at a local Walgreens. The DNC has placed an emergency order for several hundred straight jackets and contacted with Looney Farms Health for suicide watches.
Meanwhile National Guard units in 17 states remain on high alert following the threat of anarchy and the murder of whites and the burning and looting of cities.
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