An unapologetic consumptionist, with a well crafted cloak of compassion, and sincerity, all the while concealing a smirk, behind a scented linen table napkin.. Naw, he he he, nice try, but I've got your number, as if you donned slicked black hair, twirling a pencil mustache..
Your TELL, is that glint in your eye, and no amount of wafting smoke, and huge heated Brandy snifter can escape my keenly honed perception.. YOU ARE A .....
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REPUBLICAN...Aha!.. :)
And that goes for your little dog, too. No, wait. Wrong meme.