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To: faithhopecharity; Sequoyah101


A little levity with some truth.


Thanks for the post.


Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , “Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land.”

Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, “Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land.”

Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc ....

I called a Suicide Hotline.

I had to press 1 for English.

I was connected to a call center in Pakistan ..I told them I was suicidal.

They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......

Folks, we’re screwed

12 posted on 11/08/2012 7:43:09 PM PST by Jet Jaguar
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To: Jet Jaguar


When does th fight start is all I want to know?

18 posted on 11/08/2012 9:43:33 PM PST by Sequoyah101
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