[Jack Black]

Any attempt to succeed will be brutally put down by the Gay Military. Obama is the Gay Abraham Lincoln.

I almost want to make this my tag line! It's perfect. I don't know if you intentionally misspelled it, but that makes it even better.

Secede: to withdraw from an organization (as a religious communion or political party or federation).

Succeed: to come next after another in office or position or in possession of an estate; especially : to inherit sovereignty, rank, or title; to follow after another in order; to turn out well; to attain a desired object or end

[MrB]

Yep, any attempt to succeed in this country will be severely punished.

Yep, that includes the definition of bettering yourself and your position in life,
and the definition of passing on something to your heirs.

Any attempt to do either will be put down and thwarted.