I was, and I didn’t kill the driver.
Oh please. 1st, are you under authority? 2nd, was the person doing it on purpose/no sign of stopping his behavior?
I was hit by a little old lady riding my bike as a child.
But actually she did it accidentally, after I accidentally did not pay enough attention to the road to see if someone was coming while I winged down the hill to the road. I hit her side door as she moved by at 25 mph.
(BTW, I didn’t have a safetyNAZI helmet and got away with just a broken arm from the pavement.)