[elkfersupper]

I punched a chick out once in the 2nd grade. She thought it was funny to walk around the playground banging boys in the head with her forearm cast.

Sorry, Chris Porter, wherever you are - but you don't ever want to blindside a guy.

[Fledermaus]

I think I know that girl. It was 1966 her name was Vicky Hollingsworth (I’m 53 and never forgot that name). She would find it funny to kick boys in the groin.

She did it to a friend of mine so I knocked her so hard she flew backwards at least five feet and landed on her arse.

My 5th grade teacher, Miss Robinson (hubba, hubba, she was hot), gave me a gold star! lol