COPD, chronic bronkitis, lungs no good
IBS..that long tube from mouth to bum no good
Brain useless, cann't remember shi-..
Liver ok, but am working on that with bourbon...Just live long enough so they don't want anything of yours...Refused to sign donation card as extra precaution...Oh yea, Kidneys act up once in a while, cannot take them either. My durable power of attorney for health care also says no code... Organs have to be harvested on a living person, thats why they keep you on machines until your empty...
You could just say that you’re a homo, then I think you are off the list for all organs. High-risk lifestyle and all that. Works for the annoying blood bank solicitors.