Now that 0bama has stolen the election and secured power, fashion designers are switching clothing line to conform with the new edicts from Emperor 0bama, so there are temporary shortages. The new fashions that will be in store soon are:
Men - Mao Jackets to reflect the proletariat tastes, and in any color you wish as long as it is gray.
Women - Burkas in the latest styles with the new "Sharia Look" that is popular abroad