BBC breaking: “Big explosion felt in Gaza City; further attacks reported by Reuters eyewitness after assassination of Hamas military chief”
RE “Big explosion felt in Gaza City”. That was just a camel with gas who got too close to a stove fire.
THe Hamas national anthem: “It’s raining Camels” as sung by the the Burqua Girls.
Calling Ray Stevens. Calling Ray Stevens!
Calling Ahmed Jabari. Calling Ahmed Jabari!. Your camel it double-parked outside your tent. What? You’re dead? Nevermind.
Hey, Michael Moore! How do you like your camel, one hump or two?
Yes, I know you’d walk a mile for a camel but the camels aren’t happy about that.
Michael: You’re making a new documentary? What’s it called, “Camelback Mountain”? Being cowritten by Oliver Stoned, starring yourself and Roseanne Bar, as the camel?
Some much material, so little time.