Our WalMart is right beside the huge, former McMansion development [has its own zip code, it’s so big] that’s now Section 8 housing since the original owners’ mortgages went belly up.
You can’t imagine how miserable it is to shop there.
The massive welfare queens block the aisles to yap incessantly and will murder you if you dare to say “Excuse me, I’d like to get through, please”.
We call it WelfareMart.
Shopping there can get you killed, kidnapped or worse.
We call ours Ghettomart.