Posted on 11/16/2012 5:32:17 PM PST by Sleeping Freeper
turnips are just darn disgusting.
No, theyre not. You can steam them, and mash them just like spuds. Great with butter. salt and pepper. They are also great in stir fries. There are a lot of ways to cook them, and you have obviously had the nasty ways of cooking them!
Anyway, like I was sayin’, turnips is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey’s uh, turnip-kabobs, turnip creole, turnip gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There’s pineapple turnip, lemon turnip, coconut turnip, pepper turnip, turnip soup, turnip stew, turnip salad, turnip and potatoes, turnip burger, turnip sandwich. That- that’s about it.
Might just be a porcupine.
I thought that you shone the light of humor on our dismal situation. I feel better, already.
Why should the end-of-the-world prophecy be more alarming to our witless citizens than another four years of Obama? These people still don’t get it.
Would ugly women mean the majority? It is sad, but the pictures I’ve seen are not kind to them.
The end of the world and the new heaven and the new earth don’t occur until the end of the Great Tribulation and the beginning of the Millennial Kingdom. Since the Tribulation lasts seven years, the end of the world cannot happen this year or next year.
So do a lot of Baptists.
The last time they were lifted up they got as high as the tree tops and old man Sorensen lit up a cigarette and they all came crashing down.
I suspect they might not be as ugly as they appear if they lost all that braided hair and wore normal clothing.
A bit of makeup might help.
Ping to the Inmans.
We are only sixty miles away from Colorado City. Maybe Ill go over there on December 21 to watch the lifting up. I hope for certain the ugly women disappear.
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LOL Binger. I’m betting if he gives a date it will Dec 23 - ol’ Joe Smith’s birthday.
The End Is Near.
Well you were close it’s actually...
The End Is Beer.
Seriously, there have to be some really weak-minded people in FLDS land to fall for this stuff.
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I have been involved with helping women who leave polygamy for several years. My husband is one of the few lawyers who do pro-bono work for those leaving polygamy. And I’ve been to Colorado City/Hilldale. They are totally brainwashed, if they aren’t they are kicked out with absolutely nothing.
Even the strong ones who leave, it often takes years for them to heal mentally, physically and spiritually.
These people need prayer above all else. Jeffs is beyond evil and this ‘reformation’ is directly taken from Brigham Young’s ‘reformation’ that coincided with the Mountain Meadows Massacre.
Expect another Jonestown or massacre. Expect blood before this is over.
I remember reading many years ago that the people who run Colorado City had full auto machine guns hidden out in the mountains behind the city, just for the end times.
Yep, and they still believe in Smith/Young’s doctrine of blood atonement. Easy to hide bodies with no birth certificates.
Damn MORMONs!
Can't they leave the Mayan culture ALONE????
WOW II
I’m more ‘worried’ about Chevy, as they seem to come at me from every direction these days!
Toyotas; too!
F?
What's "F" got to do with it?
It's the LDS part that makes folks "fall for stuff"!
It DOES?
Where?
Since there are 24+ time zones on Earth at any moment, and 2 days as well, this part is ABSOLUTELY true.
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