[COBOL2Java]

First we’ll face the death panel, then they’ll throw us into a pine box in the back of the same panel truck that transports our grave diggers and their shovels.

Pine box??? In Obamaland, are you kidding? Not with generous carbon credits!

[Heart of Georgia]

You’re probably right, they’ll just toss us in a furnace = more of our land that can be given to China in exchange for our debt.