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To: advertising guy

HOW drunk were you? Or were you just sighting-in a putt, and one rolled into your line-of-sight?

Always check the pimento first; if it’s “off-color”, take a mulligan and pass on it. If it’s right off the tree, press a finger on to it; if you can see your fingerprint, pass on it. You’ll either be on the dumper for 18-24hrs, or in a hospital, or worse.

104? You need to gain some weight. Want me to make milkshakes for you? LOL.


55 posted on 11/19/2012 4:43:48 PM PST by Carriage Hill (America - a great idea while it lasted.)
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To: carriage_hill

1...sober as a Judge and that alone is criminal

2. I’m an Olive hater

3. 104 years old not pounds.....hell a club weights 90 pounds..


56 posted on 11/19/2012 4:48:44 PM PST by advertising guy (" that lie has it's own sleep number " David Feherty PGA Championship 2012)
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