After Butt Fumble, The Jets Are Officially The Worst Football Team

BuzzFeed Sports ^ | 11-22-2012 | Kevin Lincoln

[rintense]

Boomer is a moron. Always has been. He can’t stand any QB who gets more attention than him. The Jets were a circus long before Tebow got there anyway.

[GOPsterinMA]

I started a trend. :)

What is “Red Dawn, Spokane version”? A direct to video release?

[GOPsterinMA]

Gotcha!

I remember a couple years back, right after Christina Applegate had a double mastectomy, there were pics of her smoking. I was like “WTF?!?!” Disgusting, multiplied by infinity.

[musicman]

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[GOPsterinMA]

And Christina Applegate (amongst many Hollyweirdos) do those anti-cancer fundraisers...you know they smoke like fiends.

One of my cousins tried to make it in Hollywood (he didn’t) and I remember him telling me the diet out there was smoking, snorting cocaine and drinking spring water.

...yum...

[campaignPete R-CT]

lt's Friday night and the residents of Spokane are consumed with the thoughts of the local high school football game. The Wolverines just lost a nail biter and the team's quarterback Matt Eckert is trying to shake off the tough loss. Adding to Matt's worries is the sudden and unexpected return of his older brother Jed (played by Chris Hemsworth, THOR). After their mom died, Jed left town with no warning and enlisted in the military. Now Jed is home unexpectedly after serving in Afghanistan and the brothers' relationship is strained at best. After some encouraging words from his dad and his girlfriend Erica, Matt heads home to sleep off his loss. The next morning Matt is startled awake as their whole house shakes violently. Running outside, Matt and Jed find the sky filled with parachutes and the streets lined with military vehicles.

[kearnyirish2]

I don’t know how those that do make it keep their health with that crap; then again, it must be easier than working a real job.

[GOPsterinMA]

Ah...THAT version!

Did you like it? Better than the original?

[ROCKLOBSTER]

After Butt Fumble...

Oh no, this isn't another Sandusky deal, is it?

[GOPsterinMA]

They must $pend ton$ on doctors...certainly ton$ on plastic surgery.

“Money for nothin’ and chicks for free”

[GOPsterinMA]

They must $pend ton$ on doctors...certainly ton$ on plastic surgery.

“Money for nothin’ and chicks for free”

[campaignPete R-CT]

it’s the exact same plot as original. Even the names of the characters are the same. A pale imitation. The Cubans were better than the gooks.

Anything to make a buck. I like the cheerleader guerrillas. But military historians would be baffled about the concept. Do they teach “cheerleader guerrilla tactics” at West Point?

“Meanwhile, Matt is searching tirelessly for his girlfriend Erica who is being held prisoner by the invaders. He will stop at nothing to rescue the girl he loves even if it means risking his life to do so. With the fate of the country on the shoulders of these small town heroes, the Wolverines must summon the courage to overcome impossible odds and unity a town against the greatest threat this country ever faced.”

[kearnyirish2]

“And Christina Applegate (amongst many Hollyweirdos) do those anti-cancer fundraisers...you know they smoke like fiends.”

Why not? Our health-conscious “first lady” (no small person herself) has a husband who smokes...

[ColdSteelTalon]

I agree. Boomer is a knuckle head....

[ColdSteelTalon]

I agree. Boomer is a knuckle head....

[GOPsterinMA]

“it’s the exact same plot as original.”

So it’s hasn’t been “PC-ed”?

I have to say, the cheerleader guerrillas angle is intriguing.

[GOPsterinMA]

You’re right. Hypocrites, ever one of them.

[campaignPete R-CT]

Sox still hanging onto former Met Pedro Beato.

Shoppach for Beato trade.

http://soxprospects.com/players/beato-pedro.htm

[GOPsterinMA]

Maybe he’s a gay.