He should go to my favorite gun store and accuse them of being Thanksgiving-ruining zombies! ;-)
I was supposed to pick up a gun today at that store, so I calls ahead to make sure it was open and the sales guy tells me, “It’s an absolute zoo in here today!”
That did it. I’m waiting until Monday! No gun is worth standing in line for hours with a bunch of well-armed gentlemen who are quite possibly zombies.
Anyway, when I made my purchase (10 days ago) they were jammed with customers then, too, including one long-bearded Afghan dude standing there in his full traditional Afghan get up. I suppose he’s eligible to pick up his gun today too, just like I am.
Anyhoo, this heckler guy, if he has any balls, should go down there and scream at all those slightly irritable undead, including one who is quite possibly a crazed Taliban living dead dude, and accuse them of being zombies. As if that were a bad thing. Yeah, I’d like to see that. I don’t know of anything that’d make a bunch of zombies angrier. But, noooo... He goes to Best Buy. Ha! What’s next? Starbucks? Maybe the UC Berkeley bookstore? None of the zombies milling around those places could even scare a little girl. Way to go, heckler dude. Sissy.
Why? Are you implying that patrons of a gun store are violent, impulse-ridden a--holes? Really? You approve of that?