[elkfersupper]

If Texas seceded, I’d be tempted to move there even though the weather horrifies me.

Texas has somewhere on the order of 6 climate zones.

Pick the one you want and go there.

Most people don't realize that depending on your direction and points of entry and exit, you can drive across Texas all day and still not be halfway done.

[Nachoman]

Texas has somewhere on the order of 6 climate zones.

Pick the one you want and go there.

You got it wrong. Just stay in place and the six climate zones come to you - sometimes in the same week.