How would you like to be Michael Kiok’s parents. He just announced to the world that he screws his dog.
“I haven’t seen you in awhile! How is Michael doing these days?”
“He’s screwing the pooch.”
“Ohhhhh....he’s unemployed?”
“No, he screws dogs. It makes birthdays easier. We just buy her a bone.”
“I see.....well, good seeing you again! Say ‘Woof’ to Michael and his girl....signif.....whatever.”
who??
Wouldn't it be sweet irony if it was the other way around...