While we’re at it, let’s reduce bartenders’ access to alcohol to reduce drunkenness and doctors’ access to drugs to reduce addiction.
Money? Only what The State allows.
We should also, of course, reduce runners’ access to roads to reduce their involvement with their endorphins and eliminate sex to reduce partners’ fixation on their pleasure centers, and, for that matter, we should eliminate or reduce any and all behaviors of which our government nannies don’t approve.
It’s not that Big Brother’s a fascist at heart, he’s just a busybody with a compulsion to stick his long nose into everyone else’s business, and has nothing valuable to do with his time.
don’t forget to ban rope or anything that can be used to kill oneself with. Empty all pharmacy shelves so one can not OD on Aspirin, tylenol or motrin....thats easy enough to use to kill oneself....Shoelaces must be weak enough to barely keep shoe’s together. No cords for lamps and lights. If one is determined to committee such an act, nothing will stop them...The argument is a straw dog by pasty faced people afraid to look at a gun...it might go off by itself and hurt them...idiots