Seems that evos, while hung up on evolutionary theory, are pretty weak in their understanding of physics, especially in regard to time dilation.
Yep, they are also very weak re: the thermodynamic laws. Zeroth, [my favorite btw] along with 1-3, yet zeroth aka zero being realized last yet obviously in place before 1-3, hence named zeroth. Laws which will always supercede any of their pet theories.
And, no, one truly can not play semantics with those thermodynamic laws - they constantly do it anyways to prop up said pet theories though...