Why am I at all surprised?
I would abolish “grants” altogether
At least we know now how to avoid capture and, uhhh, that boating accident excuse? It will be accepted.
Department of Homeland Security. Creepy Nazi sounding name, the number of personnel of the USMC and twice the budget.
And aimed squarely at us.
[Salim Abu Aziz reveals a nuclear weapon]
Salim Abu Aziz: Do you know what this is?
Harry: I know what this is...
[Salim smiles]
Harry: This is an espresso machine.
[Salim frowns]
Harry: No, no wait. It’s a snow cone maker.
[Salim approaches Harry]
Harry: Is it a water heater?
Harry: It’s a Soviet MIRV-6 from an SS-22 air launch vehicle.
-True Lies (1994)
Jacksonville UASI made a video for residents with examples of red flags “such as people with ‘above or above average intelligence’ or who displayed ‘increased frequency of prayer or religious behavior.’”
So above average intelligence is now considered a red flag warning sign? Is this a great country, or what???