Yeah, things like this make me want to see how much government aid I can claim to get so I can help drive us over the cliff while we still have the 2nd amendment to rebuild after the fall.
Good gawd, a gardener could say they attempted to farm...
Heck you could say you are farming “turf” on your front lawn and use it to collect gubermint cheeze
Are you black?
I wonder if growing weed counts.