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Politically correct Santa gives up the pipe
GOPUSA ^
| December 12, 2012
| Leanne Italie (Associated Press)
Posted on 12/13/2012 5:21:11 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
NEW YORK (AP) - Santa has kicked the habit in time for Christmas. No, not the sugar plum habit, or his fur-wearing habit, or his penchant for romping recklessly around open flame.
No, gentlepeople, this is the year the man in red gave up pipe tobacco, at least in a new book version of "Twas the Night Before Christmas" that has received attention from some lofty corners, including the American Library Association and the American Academy of Pediatrics.
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TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: nightbeforechristmas; pamelamccoll; santa; smoking
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posted on
12/13/2012 5:22:44 PM PST
by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(Obama should change his campaign slogan to "Yes, we am!" Sounds as stupid as his administration is.)
To: Eric Blair 2084; SheLion; Gabz; Hank Kerchief; 383rr; libertarian27; traviskicks; bamahead; CSM; ...
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posted on
12/13/2012 5:23:23 PM PST
by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(Obama should change his campaign slogan to "Yes, we am!" Sounds as stupid as his administration is.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I think it was censored by a new writer or something. Gave up a lot of things. This PC stuff is getting out of hand.
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posted on
12/13/2012 5:24:27 PM PST
by
SkyDancer
(Live your life in such a way that the Westboro church will want to picket your funeral.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Next, no kids sitting on his lap. Oh wait, that’s okay with Muim pedophiles...never mind...
To: jsanders2001
Next, no kids sitting on his lap. Oh wait, that’s okay with Muslim pedophiles...never mind...
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Nanny State? From the article: “She mortgaged her house and sunk $200,000 into her telling of the 189-year-old holiday poem, touring the states to promote it ahead of its September release.”
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posted on
12/13/2012 5:26:21 PM PST
by
sagar
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Ah what an pleasurable aroma that pipe Santa was smoking put out! Probably the best tobacco that could be found! IMHO nothing like puffing on a good pipe stoked with a treasured tobacco!
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posted on
12/13/2012 5:27:10 PM PST
by
Red_Devil 232
(VietVet - USMC All Ready On The Right? All Ready On The Left? All Ready On The Firing Line!)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
12/13/2012 5:27:20 PM PST
by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
It’s just a transition. He’ll probably be toking on a reefer next.
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posted on
12/13/2012 5:27:52 PM PST
by
inpajamas
(http://outskirtspress.com/ONE)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
The political correctees probably wouldn’t have a problem with Santa having a joint hanging from his lips like some sort of red-suited Barack Obama.
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posted on
12/13/2012 5:30:29 PM PST
by
FlingWingFlyer
(I feel sad for my once great country. We deserve everything that is about to happen to us.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Obama Santa never uses coal.
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posted on
12/13/2012 5:31:09 PM PST
by
mylife
(The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
To: Liberty Valance
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posted on
12/13/2012 5:31:23 PM PST
by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
To: inpajamas
or turn him into a homey to “reflect the changing demographics” (or whatever liberal white guilt BS)
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posted on
12/13/2012 5:32:17 PM PST
by
max americana
(Make the world a better place by punching a liberal in the face)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Despite the "SAMPLE"....
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posted on
12/13/2012 5:48:47 PM PST
by
WXRGina
(Further up and further in!)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
...And she included a letter from Santa on the back jacket flap announcing that "all of that old tired business of smoking" is behind him, claiming (by the way) that the reindeer can confirm his fur outerwear is faux out of respect for animals, including the polar bears of his beloved North Pole. "There is a huge debate raging," McColl said of the attention. "I have been called every name in the book. One person said the only wreath they want to see this Christmas is one on my grave.
Ho, Ho, Ho!!!
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posted on
12/13/2012 6:20:10 PM PST
by
Charles Martel
(Endeavor to persevere...)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
This is so stupid. Just tell people he’s smoking weed and it will be OK.
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posted on
12/13/2012 7:20:49 PM PST
by
Right Wing Assault
(Dick Obama is more inexperienced now than he was before he was elected.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Soon it will be ‘Good by Mrs. claus, Santa’s moved in with the head elf’
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posted on
12/13/2012 9:47:59 PM PST
by
Pikachu_Dad
(Impeach Sen Quinn)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Soon it will be ‘Good by Mrs. claus, Santa’s moved in with the head elf’
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posted on
12/13/2012 9:47:59 PM PST
by
Pikachu_Dad
(Impeach Sen Quinn)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
But, Santa is, still, too fat for the politically correct!
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posted on
12/13/2012 10:14:32 PM PST
by
johnthebaptistmoore
(The world continues to be stuck in a "all leftist, all of the time" funk. BUNK THE FUNK!)
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