My 2nd cousin who runs a liquor store closest to the Kerry mansion reports this morning delivering two cases of Beefeater’s to the mansion, where the butler informed him that Tayressa hasn’t been sober since the announcement. Also, Beefeater’s brand is slumming for the Kerrys, who used to order Bombay Sapphire, apparently the family investments in Angola aren’t doing well. In addition, my cousin (2nd) finds himself stuck with a large stock of Bombay gin that he can’t easily sell in the area.
Doesn’t that tale violate the sacred bond of trust between drunks and liquor store owners?