Barney Frank won’t go quietly (big mouth goes Hollywood)

Politico ^ | 12/16/12

[Libloather]

Barney Frank won’t go quietly
By ASSOCIATED PRESS | 12/16/12 12:53 PM EST

**SNIP**

Frank has retained Hollywood super-agent Ari Emanuel to ensure he is a paid fixture on cable television, the lecture circuit, in bookstores - and maybe the occasional sitcom or Broadway show. He has already sent his agent two book proposals, one offering a recipe for future liberal success and the other a “semi-memoir” about the history of the gay rights movement. And he leaves Washington with a particular disdain for Fox News.

“I’m hoping to get paid well to do what I do now for nothing,” a relaxed Frank said last week from the anonymity of an unmarked temporary office across the street from the Capitol dome. Much of his staff is gone. He answers the phone himself with an abrupt, “Yeah?” And he’s learning how to check his own email for the first time in his life.

[The_Media_never_lie]

Well, he sure can’t use himself in that business. Disgusting creep!

[Hardraade]

So is he gonna wear the purple dinosaur suit from now on?

[haroldeveryman]

After that Governor Brown will invite him to demonstrate the application of High Speed Rail to colonoscopy.

[tumblindice]

Here you go Thailand?

[Farmer Dean]

Look for him at the newsstand too.I hear that he made the cover of Rectal Prolapse magazine.

[publius911]

I understand that Bawney has contracted to produce 100 Elmer Fudd cartoons over the next ten years...

[Gay State Conservative]

He has already sent his agent two book proposals, one offering a recipe for future liberal success and the other a “semi-memoir” about the history of the gay rights movement

It's unlikely that a 200 page account of Baaaarney's escapades in bath houses from coast to coast and border to border will find its way onto my bookshelf.

[vette6387]

“Someone please stick something in his mouth”

That’s a line that’s just begging for an answer that might be considered “inappropriate.” Maybe someone should ask his “room mate.”

[MasterGunner01]

Barney (The Queen) Frank will be doing porn videos in Hollywood — probably as the technical expert on the set.

[Rummyfan]

And he’s learning how to check his own email for the first time in his life.

Life's a b*tch ain't it Barney? I suppose MSNBC will feature him a lot but I can't imagine him turning up a lot on TV. He is a bitter old queen, and arrogant and condescending on top of that. He will drive viewers away in droves.

[gotribe]

‘Tis the season of Yard-O-Beef. Barney’s favorite time of year.

[4Liberty]

Drivers Wanted.