“Gander Mountain from now on”
When I was in Gander Mountain and ready to pay for my purchases of gun powder and bullets the cashier said, “Strip down, facing me”.
Making a mental note to complain to the manager about the gun registry people running amok, I did just as she had instructed.
When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to the correct insertion of my credit card.
I have since been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
I would have stripped down...and faced her.
Thanks for the nicely stated humor this cold, rainy winter morning. :-)
Bwa ha hahahaaaaa
Thank you for that. LOL