"Da! You hear that, Sonya? He wants three! I go get Viagra!"
"Go jump in a lake, Ivan!"
Moscow will take your breath away. There simply isn't anyplace on Earth like that, except maybe Dnepropetrovsk, in the Ukraine. Or St. Petersburg...or Archangelsk...or Nizhny Novogorod...or...or...just about any major Russian city.
People in the modern "diverse" West really have no idea.