Redneck 12 Days of Christmas:
Twelve-pack of Bud,
Eleven rasslin’ tickets,
Tin of Copenhagen,
Nine years probation,
Eight table dances,
Seven packs of Red Man,
Six cans of Spam,
FIVE FLANNEL SHIRTS!
Four big mud tires,
Three shotgun shells,
Two huntin’ dawgs,
And some parts to a Mustang GT!
I like it!
Nine Years Probation!
That’s some stiff sentence. What’did y’all DO fer petes sake?