While I don't own a televisor device, I find the microwave more disturbing... Sheesh. A kilowatt of 2.4GHz turned loose on something that might be food?
The only difference between glue and gluten is 2 seconds in a microwave.
Unless you can build a magnetron, you shouldn't be allowed to own a microwave oven. And if you insist after that? You need professional help.
/johnny