1. Impending depression forces Dems to take austerity measures and make substantial cuts to entitlement programs.
2. Radical leftist, enraged over entitlement cuts, attempts to assassinate Obama. Attempt fails because assassin forgets to pull the pin from the grenade before throwing it.
3. Republicans lobby for clearer operating instructions on all grenades.
posted on 12/22/2012 8:21:41 AM PST
(I will give Obama credit for one thing- he is living proof that familiarity breeds contempt.)
4. Media blames the National Grenade Association for the attempt on their comrade.
posted on 12/22/2012 8:44:01 AM PST
by ASA Vet
(There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.)
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