Your Honor, I’m not able to control ny Johnson. And my wife is jealous anyway. So can you save me the money from a lawsuit and make this woman just go away?
Alternatively, Your Honor, I hired this woman based on my sexual attraction to her, not her skills. It was my intent to hit her like the hammer of an angry God at every opportunity. But she rejected my advances. Since I can’t falt her work performance, well, I need help here. My wife wants hewr gone so what can I do?