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To: muawiyah
This was a Conservative year and we ran an idiot.

We had the bases loaded, and we sent our bat boy to the plate.

We had the ball first and goal on the five and we handed the ball off to our water boy.

66 posted on 12/23/2012 4:05:51 PM PST by Fiji Hill (i)
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To: Fiji Hill

We had a fourth down and inches and we sent a cheerleader to catch a hail mary pass!


70 posted on 12/23/2012 4:12:57 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: Fiji Hill
it was a hockey game and we had control, then somebody highsticked all our players ~ even the goaly!

They ran him ~ he lost ~ didn't know what a puck does even.

76 posted on 12/23/2012 4:36:55 PM PST by muawiyah
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To: Fiji Hill; a fool in paradise

It was Tour de France, our juiced up Postal Service team was leading by 5 minutes, and to race the last stage to Paris we sent Paris Hilton on a tricycle.


82 posted on 12/23/2012 4:42:50 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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