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To: chessplayer

My family would like to like to have Moore for Thanksgiving dinner. Unfortunately, the oven isn’t big enough to hold him.


7 posted on 12/26/2012 10:55:03 AM PST by beelzepug ("Why bother creating wealth when you can just redistribute it?")
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To: beelzepug

He’s enough to feed a small African village for 30-40 days...


19 posted on 12/26/2012 11:09:40 AM PST by carriage_hill (Have A Very Merry Christmas & A Happy New Year!)
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To: beelzepug
My family would like to like to have Moore for Thanksgiving dinner. Unfortunately, the oven isn’t big enough to hold him.


28 posted on 12/26/2012 11:37:07 AM PST by The Iceman Cometh (Proud Teabagging Barbarian Terrorist Hobbit Son-of-a-Bitch!)
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To: beelzepug

The heck with the oven. Deep fry him in a 55 gallon drum. Unfortunately, the amount of peanut oil you would have to purchase makes this untenable.


67 posted on 12/26/2012 6:37:00 PM PST by metalurgist ( Want your country back? It'll take guns and rope. Marxists won't give up peaceably.)
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