My favorite from despair.com below. I think they took it offline on their site and had to get it off of a cache site. I had a manager at Lockheed Martin where I wanted to go in after-hours, print it out and glue it to his door. He was so full of himself too ! All of us who worked for him knew if we wanted to get anywhere, we had to kiss up to him a lot, something I refused to do to my detriment.
Most people need to have people KTA when they get a little power .and that is Obamas he lives on AK..