[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Picture of intruder in original article.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

DANG!

[Vigilanteman]

Just paint him with bacon grease and throw him to the dogs as is.

[Vigilanteman]

Just paint him with bacon grease and throw him to the dogs as is.

[mylife]

Must’a been sniffing Bark Salts.

[null and void]

Here's the chicken DOG choker:

[Duchess47]

There is something seriously wrong with the water in Florida. Way too many of these crazies.

[Jeff Winston]

And the moral of the story is...

Don’t get naked and choke other people’s dogs at 5 o’clock in the morning.

[mylife]

Police said he tried to bite the homeowners and police and workers at the hospital, and may be under the influence of drugs.

Gee... Ya Think?

[MARTIAL MONK]

No means no, even if she’s a real barker.

[TigersEye]

A naked intruder who was trying to choke a pet Rottweiler ...

That would take big hands!

[FlingWingFlyer]

What’s up with all of these Obama supporters running around naked with Samurai swords and choking Rottweilers? I’ve heard of “spiking the football” but this is getting out of hand.

[Rennes Templar]

Naked Man Who Was Choking Dog

At first glance I thought this happened at Capitol hill in the fiscal cliff negotiations.

[the OlLine Rebel]

A little bizarre. Just a little.

Sorry, I know it’s serious but ROFL.

[Theoria]

'"For right now it does appear to be a justified shooting," Moreno said. "This individual was acting irrational, fighting with the dog, and not only that, but at the point that the homeowner attempted to get this individual's attention, he immediately jumped onto the owner and started fighting with him." '

Thanks for the clarification officer. One would hope that falls into the realm of justified.

[fatnotlazy]

Reminds me of a sign my former neighbor had on the front of his house:

“Never mind the dog. Beware of the owner.”

[A Formerly Proud Canadian]

Trey’s older, still warm brother? Whey da skittles / kibbles?

[matthew fuller]

I wonder if that’s the same bro that was on TV strolling thru Wallyworld nekkid. He was a heavy-set dude, but this guy really doesn’t look that heavy.

[Norm Lenhart]

OK. That did it.

I was just reading the thread on the school suspending a 6yo for pointing an assault finger and using illegal vocal effects. I didn’t think I could read of anything more asinine by man nor beast.

I was wrong.

I am now convinced humanity is too freaking far gone to survive. And I no longer think it should. Let’s just stop breeding and die off with the minimum dignity remaining in the overall species.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

No wonder Fark.com has a special tag just for Florida.

[freekitty]

And they legalize marijuana.