Skip to comments.The News Low-Information America Wants to Hear About: Kim Kardashian is Pregnant! (Who cares?)
Posted on 01/03/2013 11:28:22 AM PST by Kaslin
RUSH: Kim Kardashian is pregnant. Did you see that? Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are gonna have a baby. It's a beautiful thing. Isn't it wonderful?
And then there's this story: "Study Suggests Lower Mortality Risk for People Deemed to Be Overweight." That means the heavier you are, up to a point, the less likely you are to die. Thin people are more likely to die than people who are overweight. It doesn't surprise me. I remember when I was a kid, I'd always been a chunky kid. I was always made fun of as a chunky kid. I remember I was ten or 11 years old, we were playing football one Christmas Day afternoon. It was muddy. We're getting all our new clothes dirty and making our mothers mad, and I started being taunted for being chunky.
I said, "Let me tell you something. If this world is hit with a nuclear blast, I got enough on me to survive much longer than you do." Turns out I was right. The overweight are less likely to die than the thin.
Anyway, here is Kim Kardashian. She was on Entertainment Tonight on CBS last night talking about pregnancy. It was in Las Vegas. Listen to this. Amazing stuff.
MCLARTY: Are you having morning sickness, cravings?
Kardashian: I haven't yet. Um, I wouldn't say that it's been easy because it's, you know, it's been, um, but no morning sickness. My sister has made it look so easy. And it's not as easy as people think. It is, um, you know, a little painful. There's a lot of growing pains.
RUSH: Wow, who knew? Who knew? There you have it. Kim Kardashian on pregnancy. It's not as easy as people think. (laughing) Well, we're just appealing to the low-information voters.
RUSH: Sad news out of Hollywood, folks, devastatingly bad news. Bradley Cooper, Zoe Saldana, are calling it quits. It's got Hollywood shaken up. This was thought to be one of the dream couples. I mean, People magazine, sexiest people alive couples, and they're calling it quits, again. They called it quits some time ago. They got back together, everybody's happy, and the world was right, and now they've fallen apart. And people don't know how to deal with this. It's devastating. It's a great magazine cover. Bradley Cooper, Zoe Saldana.
And Katie Holmes and Jake Gyllenhaal are dating, did you hear that? Now, this is according to an Italian tabloid, and that is being denied. It's very important to point out that the Gyllenhaal-Holmes dating combo is being denied, but we wanted to report that big news to you even though it is being denied.
We are in the “Bread and Circuses” phase of our slide into oblivion.
“We are in the Bread and Circuses phase of our slide into oblivion.”
Let’s hope it’s a long phase - the sequel(”Barbarian Invasions”) is less amusing, even if more bloody.
I’m with you, but this pregnancy will likely generate tens, and maybe even hundreds, of millions of dollars in revenue (tv, magazines, etc.). So plenty of people do care.
This is type of female the word SCANK was invented for. She’s not good enough for the title woman.
I don’t even know who most of these people are. I see the name Kardashian regularly in the news or maybe internet.
I recall seeing her face once and thinking “how did someone so plain get famous as a celebrity and probably nothing else”?
I expect bimbos to at least have some looks.
She’s going to be on every two seconds. Still married but getting pregnant by another man. Talk about no morals. I really feel sorry for the child. It doesn’t know it yet; but it’s all about the parents. I also find it odd that the headlines scream Beyonce, JayZ and child; but you never really see the child.
Anyone who follows the Kardashians on a regular basis should be subject to being hog tied and made to listen to the Kardashian girls having conversation 24-7 minus the eye candy. Their voices alone would crack anyone. With all their money why can't they get their adenoids fixed?
Just look at that mess...
I'd change my last name if that were one of my daughters. Of course, my children have more respect for themselves than what we see here.
America - The Land of Honey Boo Boo and the Kardashians......the demise of Western Civilization on full display.
This better not cut into my Here Comes Honey Boo Boo time or the whole trailer park will be in an uproar.
Beyonce and JZ have trademarked their daughter’s name and do not expose her to the public. They’ve released maybe two photos but never show her face.
I’m with you.
I don’t know who the heck these people are and I don’t care who they are.
I don’t want to know them or hear about them.
I wouldn’t recognize them were they seated next to me!
Out of curiosity I looked up the trademark thing, and their application was denied because there’s already an event-planning company named Blue Ivy Events. I guess they’ll go ahead and rename their kid so they can start the clothing line.
And, as usual, the Hollyweird/Ghetto/Cable TV/industrial media complex presents a non-married pair entering into parenthood, for worship and glorification of the shack-up lifestyle ...
Or, alternatively, the make-a-baby mama and then flee the scene lifestyle, for all to emulate.
Umm... I believe you're too late.
The names are different, but the concept and content are there.
Exhibit 1: Ridiculousness
Exhibit 2: Impractical Jokers
Who is this Kim Kardashian person we keep hearing about (and has she ever contributed or said anything intelligent about any issue of consequence, that we should know who she is)?
Are they married, or are they going to have a bastard?
Either way, the gene pool will be diminished.