[doug from upland]

My guess is that this would not be allowed in a Muslim's bathroom =

[AlmaKing]

‘When can I wear Islamic jewelry?’

At your beheading.

[ElkGroveDan]

I swear those questions all sound like they are from non-believers like us looking for a laugh.

[firebrand]

Superstitious bocklygoogle.

[shibumi]

It is with great sadness, but to follow the words of The Prophet (Piss Be Upon Him!) that I will now remove my Gold Qur’anic nipple rings (with a Hadith engraved on each.)

I got them on sale at Sam’s Club for $49.95 a piece. I will sell them and buy rather a silver neckchain with an image of Mohammed embracing his pet goat (the goat that became his fourth wife.)

I should have known better than to wear gold that had been made into JEWelry.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Used to love reading a column by the same title from the Arab News in Saudi Arabia. Called it “Dear Abbydulah.”

[tet68]

Dear Imam,
My goat would look fettching with gold ear studs
and what the west calls a “tramp stamp” tattoo.
What do you think?
Abdull

Dear Abdull,
Would you know your special goat with out the ear studs
and tat? If so she must be a special goat indeed and
will appreciate the love and attention you lavish on her
Tats are clever identifing markings and should perhaps
be used on women too as a means of telling those who are
the chattel of a marriage but that is a thought for
the future. So this Imam says go for it!

[Christian1]

I have a qoran in my bathroom. It makes my guest laugh when they see it laying on the cistern.

[P.O.E.]

What should I do about waswasa in my Salat?

http://www.askimam.org/public/question_detail/23567

(btw - the answer sheds no light whatsoever on what the heck they’re talking about)

[Right Wing Assault]

Dear Imam,
I only have one hand and I wipe my butt with it. Am I allowed to use that hand to fondle the koran?

[VRW Conspirator]

Excuse me Imam: How many terrorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?