Posted on 01/05/2013 6:23:12 AM PST by crosshairs
“Can’t get a real Twinkie anywhere. Who’s in charge of this cluster?”
WINNAH!!!!!
Oh, man, they sold him another candle to eat. The guy’s got more wax in him than a Johnson paste wax factory.
“I can eat this as fast as I want. I never get a brain freeze. I wonder why that is?”
“OK, everybody! Who wants free ice cream? If you all give me five bucks each, I can get you two bucks worth of free ice cream! No, Joe, I don’t have change for a twenty. You’ll just get an extra scoop of free ice cream. You’re the lucky one!”
“I don’t care if the joint IS “closed” to you peons. I and my security detail are here and I aswell as she who is to be feared are all going to enjoy out shave ice undisturbed and without the stench of you unwashed, bitter clingers from flyover country sitting next to ME. I’m in charge here. Now you proletarians wait outside until your Leader and entourage are finished and darned well ready to leave!”
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