LOL, I grew up on a hog farm. Just a pig farmer from the backwash of PA.
We had 3 mustangs. The most EVIL horses on the face of God's earth. Each month, had to ride the fence line. Pulled out the tack, 3 horses run off in 3 different directions.
Sooo, round up one, get the tack on, a$$wipe horse tries to scrape you off by rubbing up against the barn, running at the apple tree, and on and on. I HATE mustangs. When they figured out that it was really going to happen, the buggers tried to run the fence at full speed.
Oh Well
I have this visual picture of your .45 sticking out the top of your waist band. Like that young kid on Criminal Minds, who's .45 looks like its going to pull his pants down.
BTW, I've put down 250lb hogs with just a .22 short. It aint how big it is, it's where you put it.
(oh jeez, I'll stop now.)
Shot placement is very important - .22 is apparently favored for assassinations but of course (like the hog) the guest of honor isn't expecting it. :-)