Posted on 01/07/2013 5:05:03 AM PST by Altura Ct.
No mention of fat, stupid gays! What about them?
New Test:
1)Is your skin color white? If no, go to 3.
2) You have failed the test, turn in your papers.
3)Can you breathe?
4)You have passed the test with a score of 100.
Fairness and justice are far more important than safety.
The Village Voice ran a story a couple years back on some of the more obvious questions on FDNY exam. I’m sure they aren’t all this easy, but seriously...if you’re not making the grade with some of these thrown in, I’m not sure you should be trusted with a library card, much less fighting fires.
http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runninscared/2010/12/the_10_most_idi.php
Also, I found a generic practice test for firefighters to get a feel for some of the questions one might see on the FDNY test. Some of these are maybe a little picky, but a whole lot of them make a whole lot of sense to me. If you’ve got a candidate - Latino, black, white, or Martian - who doesn’t understand the dynamics of flame spread, or doesn’t know the proper procedure for dealing with a gas leak - then maybe those folks ought not to be hired.
http://tests.com/practice/Firefighter-Practice-Test
I know some obama suckers who were pissed off when he appointed Sotomayor to the SC over this exact case. Of course they’re still obama suckers.
This is why we need reparations. Yes, I mean us.
I am waiting on the shorter white guys to file a class action lawsuit against the NBA. Their standards are even more egregious because they are discriminating on height which is something you are born to be (like being homosexual). Because of their discriminatory height requirements there is a woeful representation of smart, talented white players who can shoot and dribble. Many white men are deprived of the opportunity to make millions upon millions for dribbling.
Honestly, I wish all conservatives would boycott professional sports. Let ‘em survive on the tickets of the liberals.
New Test
Which group of traits are most important for belonging to the FDNY:
a) honesty, integrity and kindness
b) bravery, quick reflexes and clear thinking
c) flashing gang signs in dope new FDNY gear for pics on Facebook, gettin wit dat shorty with a 40 and hittin up da homies on your Obamaphome
d) strenth, speed and endurance
you answered "C" which is correct.
Congradulations you are hired!!!
Between the growing number of thug 'players', the dickwad uber-PC announcers who venerate them, and commercials every 45 seconds, pro sports no longer get any air time here.
And for those just now coming out of the cave, the REAL Super Bowl is tonight at 8:30, and the REAL World Series takes place every August, just up the road in Williamsport.
To be perfectly honest. New York Fire Department has been lucky this hasn’t happened before.
Other big city Fire Departments faced this years ago and were decimated by it.
Washington DC being one of those.
The Fire Chief there is abominable.A joke who is a close friend of the Mayor and calls Eleonor Holmes Norton —Aunt.
He faced charges in Sarasota and is now facing them in DC.
But he is the right flavor.
Everyone knows tests are a racist plot to keep “underrepresented populations” from success.
Perhaps Brooklyn Judge Nicholas Garaufis will just ban tests outright and then everything will be grand. The city may burn down due to incompetence but, hey, we’ll feel real good about ourselves, right?
Can the stupid Caucasians take the test again too?
187 mil is chimp change in the grand scheme of reparations...too bad these folks seemed to be too ignorant to pass the test...
Christmas week BET or One-TV channel replayed both the original Roots week miniseries played in 1977 (slavery and just after Civil war) and the later Roots 2 miniseries (takes it up to Alex Halley' life) played in 1979 of which I watched both when they first were aired.
I watched just the second one this time.
There was lots of stories about trying to work and study hard to make it through school to just be treated equal(I mean you couldnt help feel sympathetic), they left out the part about sueing to make the tests easier so they can pass.
But guess what? They really were huge!
In those days one had to be at least five foot ten to even consider taking the police exam-at least until it was found that tall cops were actually being discriminatory because they were so.....tall. A few years later the height requirement was dropped mainly because it was said to prevent many women and Hispanics from the job.
So we went from a police department with literal giants to what we have today when there are actually cops under five feet tall that look as though my sister could jack their weapons off them-and forget about them when it comes to a punch-out with criminals-it's no contest!
What about the Whites, Asians, Arabs, Jews or Hot Icelandic Females who failed?
Affirmative Action = Hire the stupid
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