“Houston, We have a problem”
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"Houston? Houston? Come in, Houston!"
"You have reached the former home of NASA in Houston. We're sorry, but this facility has been closed. For Russian launches, press 1. For Chinese launches, press 2. For a speech by president obama, press 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, or 9. For all other questions, please hang up."
"Hi there! This is president obama. Under my plan, we are going to destroy NASA and grind up all the launch pads to use as fill in all of our new highways and bridges!"
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What a shame. Makes a guy just about want to cry. Or smash a certain mouth.