Flag Stomping Could Cost South Carolina Teacher His Job

ABC OTUS News ^ | January 10, 2013 | Jilian Fama

[Old Sarge]

I am SO glad you’re abiding by the spirit of things!

No, we must not refer to him as a sweetly-smelling, pink-loafered bun-warmer, nor shall we impugn him by calling him a latte-swilling, boy-texting pump-a-loaf bread-boffer.

No, we can do better than this!

[laweeks]

No, we must not refer to him as a sweetly-smelling, pink-loafered bun-warmer, nor shall we impugn him by calling him a latte-swilling, boy-texting pump-a-loaf bread-boffer. No, we can do better than this!

Golly, I can add new ones . . . one's that I dare not use to impugn the sexual sensitivity of the reach-around basement-bopping bunny-boy . . . oops.

[Old Sarge]

one's that I dare not use to impugn the sexual sensitivity of the reach-around basement-bopping bunny-boy . . . oops.

Now, now, that was a near thing. That was close to referring to him as a quiche-slurping, glitter-coated nimble-dancer.

Nor must we stoop to such things as calling him a rose-sprinkling, first-chair rusty-trombone pole-vaulter.

[laweeks]

Now I have 33 of them, in alphabetical order . . . or should I “rear” sort them. I’m crying from laughing.