[Uncle Chip]

It’s...SuperCivilServant

LOL

And shuffle all those financial records without an audit.

Wouldn't you just love to see his IRS records???

[Moltke]

SuperCivilServant has no need for IRS records. And neither does his mild-mannered, big-eared alter ego.

Records are for proles.

(Now stop wasting time with this internet-posting nonsense and get back to work to generate some taxable income, underling Chip. Deserving people depend on you!)