"But the unmistakable sound of the pump carried to the backyard, and, in a flash, the prowler was gone — a blur of raggedy jeans and tattered flannel sliding across the hood of my car and vaulting over the picket fence into the night.
I couldn’t make out his face or tell if he was armed."
It's night but he can determine jeans ... no ,,, raggedy jeans and a shirt ... no wait, a flannel shirt but he couldn't see his ... wait, why is it a his ???
It reads like a book. The entire article is a giant load of BS.